Sequential Degenerate

Wi-Fi Allergy is Going to Kill Us All »

IDIOT HE IS AN IDIOT GAHAHRHRAHA

He’s as allergic to Wi-Fi as he is every other bit of electromagnetic radiation that bombards the planet Earth (not counting the stuff we create ourselves). It’s not the Wi-Fi that’s doing it. Is it anything? The naming of his new album ‘Electrostatic’ leads me to believe that it’s all a bit of marketing. I remember reports of a town in America that had banned Wi-Fi too for similar unfounded purposes.

Next up: Man claims allergy to white noise, says it causes “great discomfort and distraction, making it hard to concentrate”.